Thinking Storm

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Posted 3 days ago

Little question for anons sending others hate: if you are right about what you’re saying, why do you send your messages on anonymous?

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Posted 4 days ago

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

EXO – Baby Don't Cry

EXO - BABY DON’T CRY [DOWNLOAD]

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Posted 5 days ago

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

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Posted 5 days ago

me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
me:
me:
me: *feels guilty*
me: *presses rewind*
me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here

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Posted 5 days ago

How to…

freesexforever:

discover the world~

1. go where no man has gone before

2. try not to get lost

3. get lost anyway

4. trust reliable technologies

5. don’t panic and eventually start talking about something else

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Posted 1 week ago

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Posted 1 week ago

Girl you must be SHINee or something because my eyes are always Onew.

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Posted 1 week ago

Zoom

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Posted 1 week ago

wowfunniestposts:

Bored? click!

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Posted 1 week ago

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Posted 1 week ago

you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer

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Posted 1 week ago

that damned Solovey。: bogdiddy: alysetoahouse: I never realized when you first enter...

bogdiddy:

alysetoahouse:

I never realized when you first enter Fontaine’s apartment, he’s playin freakin “Danny Boy” on the record player.

….that man is SUCH an ass

#dammit #I REALLY wanna hate him #but it’s like he’s gone so far to the end of the dick spectrum that…